Well Jeez it's been like forever since I have done one of these lame-ass topic things, I almost forgot how annoying they can be. Anyway, for those of you who are curious, my life has been like totally busy. I don't want to tell you guys everything because a strange sense of paranoia has taken over me, I mean come one Britney is still with Kevin something has to be wrong in the fate department. I mean if her life has gone to complete and utter shit, then what's that say for my future?

It's probably nothing but a girl has got to be a bit curious especially when wigga rap dancers are just popping out of no where impregnating poor innocent rich blonds then brainwashing them into marrying them. Serious we have got to make a petition to end Brit's love life because I see way too much of myself in her and that's terrifying.

I wonder if Colin Ferrel is still single. hm.

Oh yeah the topic... Uh. Well. There was this one time that I totally punched this girl in the face but she didn't punch me back which was really kind of funny actually. Dangerous things don't really happen to me all the much unless of course you count this one incident that I refuse to talk about unless you all swear not to tell a soul that I know.

DO YOU SWEAR?!?!?!?

I figure most back-stabbing whores can't read fine print so I'm so shrinking this bitch. Ok. There was this one time I totally got a nose job, which if you seen my nose before it was like a total Barbra Streisand look and was completely gag-able, but there was like a few seconds where the doctors thought they'd lose me. It was kind of rough to hear that he almost stabbed me in the brain with like a thick needle but after I saw my new nose it was all worth it.

Other than that everything has been pretty safe sailing.. oh wait. There was this other time Louis Vuitton was having a sale and this older black lady threatened to cut me and I just sorta laughed at her and bolted out with the purse. Those were some good times bitches.

xoxo

Regina George

P.S. I promise to write more of these retarded topics.

Muse: Regina George
Fandom: Mean Girls
Word count: 406

Omgawd, are all these questions surrounded by a person's flaws? Seriously some of us were just born perfect and we shouldn't have to sit and read other peoples complaints like they actually matter which if they're complaining in the first place, they obviously don't. Actually You know, I won't even try and think of something small in my life that could be considered failure because- I don't really care.

I'm totally bored now.

Is anyone going to watch the new O.C. tonight?

Excuse me? Who said I was ever alone? Have you seen my mother?

This is possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever had to do in my entire seventeen years of existence but. whatever.

I'm sitting here trying to image what it would be like if I didn't have any friends and my popularity status was that of the girl who made out with a hot dog. Please forgive me because this might take a while.

cricket cricket

Yeah I'm drawing a blank though I can tell you what it's like for other people. There's this one girl who totally got in my face a couple of years back which I totally didn't understand why because I hadn't made fun of her that much. Apparently This lesbian, who was like in love with me, told everyone all the things that I had said about them in the past which most people didn't believe her because she was a lesbian and who believes lesbians??

So anyway this girl got in my face claiming she was going to 'break my ghetto ass down after class' then during lunch she sent me a note explaining to me all the bone she's was going to break and in what order with her name boldly printed at the bottom of the note which was completely stupid of her. I so had her expelled because I couldn't exactly deal with her insanity and do my school work at the same time.

What a fuh-reak.

Well that girl obviously is living a very lonely life at McDonald's or something, I think I saw her picking up garbage the other day and I did feel a little bad for her. Just a little.

hm. whatever. I'm over it.

Ugh, don't get me started on love and sacrifice, as if dating isn't enough, you know? So this one time I was totally dating this guy for like a long time, I gave him the best four months of my life and I was partially a virgin when I met him so you can tell how serious I was with him. But he so got boring after a while, I mean if you're dating someone you should try to spice up the relationship before the girl decides to go elsewhere.

Either way I totally sacrificed those last three months of our relationship even though I was seeing someone else on the side that he didn't exactly know about. Time is sacrifice when you're my age, these are supposed to be the best years of your life but if I'm just bored out of my freaking mind then somethings have got to change. I wouldn't exactly say I was in love with him though, but my infatuation was way strong and held me in there for a while.

I guess what I'm trying to say 'sacrifice' is just really a stupid thing to do especially if it's for some guy. Now I'm sticking with the generic guy code as most of them are out for one thing and one thing alone which if you don't know what that is you need to go back to church and pray for a clue. North Shore guys are a completely different type of 'creep' besides the whole knocking up one loser then sleeping with another the next day. I'm mean that's like totally disrespectful and if the girl was smart she'd pay for an abortion because who wants a jackass's baby.

So take my advice and be sure to pick your guys out wisely or end up like in some lifetime movie and pray that Shannen Dougherty doesn't play an older version of you.